Say hello to Betty!

She is our 2014 Ram 2500 heavy-duty pickup truck. She’s equipped with a 5.7 liter V8 engine and can tow up to 11,000 pounds. She can seat five passengers in her spacious crew cab. She’s a four-wheel-drive beast who has helped me pull other trucks out of the mud, haul tons of feed, and drag farm implements across open pastures.

She is my dream girl. I swear to you. I have ogled this model truck for most of my life. I was elated when we bought her!

She’s been a farm truck for almost three years. She has gotten dinged and dented during her service and she’s almost always covered in grime. Hence, her nickname Big Sweaty Betty. I still think she’s sexy though.